What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:06

-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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